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2008-08-25 - and i'm slowly turning in to you. 2008-08-20 - elite spells white 2008-08-17 - what more can i say? 2008-08-11 - one week. 2008-08-09 - i'm my own cock block. 2008-08-07 - here's to you mrs. robinson 2008-08-02 - mickey mouse doesn't care about black people. 2008-08-01 - oh when the saints 2008-07-28 - too many sour skittles. 2008-07-28 - ADVICE-A-PALOOZA!?! 2008-07-24 - war of the worlds two...i'm not kidding. 2008-07-22 - JOHANNES BRAHMS!?!?!?!? 2008-07-20 - burnin' up 2008-07-18 - i'm ready for bed again 2008-07-14 - sesame goes indie 2008-07-12 - YO...YOU IN THE GREEN PANTS! I WILL FUCKING MARRY YOU RIGHT NOW..GODDAYUM! 2008-07-10 - my ovaries! 2008-07-07 - hold up! i'm lando carlrissian, i blew up the second death star! 2008-07-06 - boo fucking hoo 2008-07-01 - eat.work.sleep.repeat. 2008-06-30 - you're ra ra for grandpa 2008-06-26 - lets be romantic! 2008-06-21 - i don't mean to toot my own horn but... 2008-06-21 - i am shockly chagrined. 2008-06-17 - i kissed a girl and i liked it. 2008-06-16 - no funny business 2008-06-11 - where did all this stuff come from!? 2008-06-08 - i secondhand smoked the shit out of that party 2008-06-05 - we came, we saw, we conquered. 2008-06-04 - the best promo evah 2008-06-02 - oh hell yes! they're making a sequel. 2008-06-02 - we all know where we stand 2008-06-01 - i lied. 2008-05-31 - where is waldo, goddamnit!? 2008-05-30 - i really shouldn't expect anything 2008-05-26 - scarred for life...but not really. 2008-05-21 - i am waiting 2008-05-19 - have we been compromised? 2008-05-18 - straight up 2008-05-15 - and the most adorable mug shot goes to... 2008-05-14 - imma be on it 2008-05-10 - i might be celebrating a little too early...but oh what the hell! 2008-05-08 - doctah jones! no mo parachute! 2008-05-07 - suck my science 2008-05-06 - OH HEY! hi...! 2008-05-05 - pro bono pro bongos? 2008-05-03 - why don't i have showtime!? 2008-05-02 - ranty rant. 2008-04-29 - happiness is... 2008-04-28 - don't be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood 2008-04-27 - a sight for sore eyes 2008-04-27 - workasm 2008-04-24 - lucille 2 2008-04-24 - don't ask 2008-04-22 - whoopie cushion 2008-04-13 - your favorite weapon 2008-04-10 - stuff like this only happens in the movies! 2008-04-06 - under immature, you'll see a picture of my dorm 2008-04-05 - not long afterward, in fact it was a wednesday... 2008-04-02 - how excitable! 2008-03-31 - michael jackson sings love songs? TO GIRLS??? 2008-03-31 - i just ate an entire bowl of oatmeal with a plastic knife. 2008-03-26 - NSF... ANYTHING 2008-03-24 - uhh 2008-03-21 - alright! 2008-03-18 - obamamobile 2008-03-17 - god i love missed connections on craigslist 2008-03-16 - weekend in review 2008-03-12 - M.O.B. money over bitches. 2008-03-11 - what the hell diaryland, stop being so a.d.d. 2008-03-10 - it's the final countdown! 2008-03-06 - thizz face 2008-03-04 - there's no easy way of saying this 2008-03-03 - thou giveth and thou takest away 2008-03-02 - hallejuh! 2008-02-28 - you have dishonored my family and the shaolin temple 2008-02-27 - KENNETH!!! 2008-02-25 - big fat fucking snow flakes 2008-02-23 - there will be milkshakes 2008-02-21 - say, bitch be cool! 2008-02-20 - AOPEIGJAOEISGHLJK!m 2008-02-19 - one word: ferosh 2008-02-17 - magoo? 2008-02-11 - obstinate 2008-02-11 - one 2008-02-07 - i'm with stupid 2008-02-06 - antwoine sugar 2008-02-04 - all in favor? 2008-02-04 - its that time of year again... 2008-01-30 - my seat is warm...because i just peed with glee. 2008-01-30 - snow day!! sorta.. 2008-01-28 - slightly delirious 2008-01-24 - ch-ch-changes. 2008-01-23 - dangerously comfortable right now 2008-01-22 - stop doing drugs hollywood (everyone) 2008-01-19 - soap 2008-01-18 - i give up eating..after i finish what i just bought 2008-01-17 - scaredy cat. 2008-01-15 - the low down 2008-01-12 - - 2008-01-09 - as kanye says... 2008-01-08 - i feel like a lardy, lardy ass. 2008-01-06 - the cool 2008-01-04 - you fuckin' judas. 2008-01-03 - here it goes again 2008-01-01 - first rayover 2007-12-31 - i'm for it 2007-12-26 - i need to budget my time slash everything everything else 2007-12-25 - ladysmith black mambazo 2007-12-23 - i am legend is sweeeet. 2007-12-21 - DON'T LAUGH. 2007-12-18 - i forget! is this for money or something? 2007-12-17 - SWOON. 2007-12-17 - i got a paper cut under my cuticle 2007-12-15 - good thing i used my discount already 2007-12-12 - aaaah, don't talk to meeeeeee 2007-12-12 - and it was all going so well 2007-12-07 - ow sinus headache..OW. 2007-12-05 - i could've slept in even more! 2007-12-01 - hung up 2007-11-30 - meet you in the red room 2007-11-29 - CONQUEST 2007-11-27 - its the most wonderful time of the year 2007-11-26 - groggy 2007-11-21 - dear loser (weather) 2007-11-19 - the floor is hot lava 2007-11-18 - i'm gonna have me some that denzeeellll pie 2007-11-15 - viva bella! 2007-11-13 - headphone magic 2007-11-12 - i have a shy bladder, and everything else for that matter. 2007-11-11 - hey mama 2007-11-11 - 16 military wives 2007-11-10 - writers guild strike explained 2007-11-08 - painstakingly 2007-11-07 - i must digress 2007-11-07 - youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 2007-11-06 - come on feel the illinoise! 2007-11-05 - once you pop, you can't stop! 2007-11-05 - why can't we be friends? 2007-11-03 - - 2007-11-01 - its finally november 2007-10-31 - anticipation 2007-10-30 - i smelled the leaves today 2007-10-29 - i love craigslist 2007-10-28 - just too indie to function 2007-10-25 - i have gold hot shorts. 2007-10-25 - NANANANANANANNA boyz there..boyz there. 2007-10-23 - fuzero cabarita 2007-10-21 - laa-hame 2007-10-18 - i say god dayum! 2007-10-16 - centaur of attention 2007-10-15 - phantom limbs 2007-10-14 - u black, maybe 2007-10-10 - a.wo, i'm so proud! 2007-10-10 - i had a plate green beans for dinner 2007-10-08 - and it's fucking columbus day. 2007-10-07 - this is a song that is just pure sex. amen! 2007-10-06 - ass, man 2007-10-03 - ghetto chip malfunction 2007-10-02 - WHAT DOES THIS SHIT EVEN MEAN!? 2007-10-02 - you have hot friends, i have snot friends. 2007-09-30 - aww, HELL NAH. 2007-09-30 - chick on 2007-09-28 - why do i keep attracting strange men 2007-09-26 - clurr's coming to visit 2007-09-26 - clurr's coming to visit! 2007-09-26 - in yooooo face, bitch. 2007-09-25 - cocksuckers, the lot of them. 2007-09-24 - check, please! 2007-09-23 - where i fucking live. 2007-09-23 - too drunk to fuck. 2007-09-22 - the things left unsaid 2007-09-21 - cow. 2007-09-20 - america 2007-09-19 - i don't like emailing my profs 2007-09-18 - ah, nooooooooooo governor, ah yeeeeess governor. 2007-09-17 - rumbly in my tumbly 2007-09-16 - welcome to the goooood life 2007-09-16 - loose 2007-09-15 - gahd karen 2007-09-14 - i can hear the bells 2007-09-12 - get your ow 2007-09-11 - flip the script 2007-09-10 - it was worth it 2007-09-09 - the captain loves me 2007-09-07 - concerned mothers, teach your sons, how to truly love. 2007-09-05 - seton fo flo hos 2007-09-04 - because she's a fat whore and doesn't talk to me 2007-09-03 - cream soda aka. vanilla pudding...smooth. 2007-09-01 - i feel nauseous..ITS NAUSEATED. 2007-08-26 - police cops 2007-08-25 - anxious anxious anxious anxious anxious ... looks chinese. 2007-08-23 - god, just please just let those apples fall. 2007-08-18 - where the fuck did everyone go? 2007-08-16 - hot for cop 2007-08-08 - WATCH THIS! 2007-08-07 - irony 2007-08-05 - give em the ol' razzle dazzle 2007-08-04 - we don't live here anymore 2007-08-02 - i've had three dinners today. 2007-08-01 - GENERAL FACTS 2007-07-29 - message in a bottle 2007-07-27 - mais, pourqoui? 2007-07-25 - a request for you, a reminder pour moi 2007-07-25 - weasley wheezes 2007-07-22 - he knows 2007-07-20 - i'm gonna piss in this bag 2007-07-19 - ghetto chip malfunction 2007-07-19 - acrobatical 2007-07-18 - it took me like a thousand minutes to get that 2007-07-16 - i'll transform YOU. 2007-07-16 - i'll transform YOU. 2007-07-15 - that'll do donkey, 2007-07-13 - hungry like the wolf 2007-07-12 - i may be robbin' the cradle 2007-07-10 - compeletely unprepared...COMPLETELY. 2007-07-08 - if i was a rich girl 2007-07-06 - dry spell 2007-07-02 - there is a wall that runs right through me 2007-07-01 - party foul 2007-06-29 - and may i just say...suck a dick. 2007-06-27 - violence of the lambs 2007-06-25 - are you a grown up? 2007-06-24 - do as the natives do 2007-06-24 - facebook has official become myspace 2007-06-23 - stream of consciousness...sorta. 2007-06-20 - desert 2007-06-15 - well it depends! 2007-06-14 - i like your beat, your beat is nice. 2007-06-13 - save ferris 2007-06-11 - correction 2007-06-11 - nobody puts baby in the corner 2007-06-10 - that is so rufus... 2007-06-09 - so sorry 2007-06-08 - hot for teacher 2007-06-07 - it was a goof! 2007-06-07 - not once, not twice, BUT THREE TIMES. 2007-06-06 - i'm superbad. 2007-06-04 - been thinking little thoughts 2007-06-03 - prom was 2007-05-31 - deadly little miho 2007-05-30 - shemale 2007-05-30 - *bites lip* 2007-05-29 - bueller. 2007-05-28 - i'm proud of my body. 2007-05-27 - two things-i have nothing better to do but post this 2007-05-27 - whoa ho, ho, ho. 2007-05-27 - whoa ho ho ho. 2007-05-27 - nachooooo 2007-05-24 - ouch! 2007-05-23 - meh heh! 2007-05-23 - i'll have my cake and eat it too 2007-05-21 - oowww 2007-05-19 - I WANT SOME FUCKING REAL FOOD. 2007-05-16 - your stupid 2007-05-14 - I WANNA FUCK. 2007-05-13 - ralph waldo emerson 2007-05-12 - right around the corner 2007-05-11 - 400 chevy dealers 2007-05-10 - my face feels swollen 2007-05-09 - i just hate school...a lot. 2007-05-08 - just thought you should know 2007-05-07 - did i break your concentration? 2007-05-07 - oh, i'm sorry! did i break your concentration? 2007-04-29 - la la lazy 2007-04-29 - la la lazy 2007-04-29 - ron, ron, RON WEASLEY. 2007-04-27 - i feel like myself again 2007-04-26 - the last laugh 2007-04-25 - fuck you very much. 2007-04-25 - shit, i must be a cow. 2007-04-24 - hoboy 2007-04-23 - peter petrelli = boner. 2007-04-22 - suffering from ari gold withdrawl. 2007-04-22 - love you long time. 2007-04-21 - pick a card, any card 2007-04-20 - goddamnit. 2007-04-19 - don't even bother 2007-04-18 - exotic animal hospital! 2007-04-17 - you suck! you suck! you suck! 2007-04-16 - sick and tired of being sick and tired 2007-04-15 - sigh of relief? 2007-04-15 - never have been so reluctant in my life 2007-04-14 - weary and bleary 2007-04-12 - 8 O 2007-04-11 - i fookin hate pikees 2007-04-10 - i don't even know why i'm so angry about this 2007-04-09 - but i'm le tired! 2007-04-08 - i hate easter so much 2007-04-07 - incredibly disturbed 2007-04-06 - yeeeah...no. 2007-04-04 - most cliche day ever. 2007-04-03 - riboflavin 2007-04-03 - bill motherfuckin' ghost bustin' ass murray 2007-04-01 - you make my tongue loose 2007-03-31 - i love babar 2007-03-28 - split second decision 2007-03-28 - hungry for shit 2007-03-27 - flex arm hang 2007-03-27 - seeing double 2007-03-26 - why do i always get this way? 2007-03-26 - it's ON. 2007-03-24 - dude, varian! i know exactly what you mean 2007-03-22 - too little too late 2007-03-22 - jane austen rant...i'm falling asleep as a i write this 2007-03-21 - and i love you too! 2007-03-20 - if i was ever to have a block party...i swear to allah 2007-03-19 - oh edward 2007-03-18 - make that whole wheat bagels 2007-03-18 - oh wait 2007-03-18 - i haven't eaten in two days 2007-03-16 - james taylor, the singer/songwriter/puzzle piece? 2007-03-13 - i smell like aftercare 2007-03-12 - i forgout how it was to be around 6 year olds 2007-03-11 - back again 2007-03-11 - aw, shucks! 2007-03-11 - crying on the inside 2007-03-11 - why am i so sleepy all the time! 2007-03-09 - 300 2007-03-08 - bleeding gums murphy 2007-03-07 - to the left to the lefffft 2007-03-06 - what a dumb bitch 2007-03-05 - save the drama for your mama 2007-03-04 - all guts and no glory. 2007-03-02 - this is what staying home on friday nights does to a person 2007-02-28 - no more 2007-02-27 - diiiiva 2007-02-26 - meeeeeow tired 2007-02-25 - oh man i think i'm the only one who remembers this 2007-02-22 - i'm shipping up to boston 2007-02-21 - to some fuckers 2007-02-20 - noun klaus 2007-02-19 - classy 2007-02-18 - happy chinese new year 2007-02-16 - uh, yes? 2007-02-15 - snow days = back to elementary school 2007-02-14 - do you like....cheese? 2007-02-13 - no, not going to do it. 2007-02-13 - brilliant! 2007-02-12 - visualize, perfection! 2007-02-12 - pierce you! 2007-02-11 - i'm gonna betch slap you, you shet bag. 2007-02-10 - aaand i'm on the rag. 2007-02-09 - page me when you get hoooome! 2007-02-08 - comatose 2007-02-07 - this is all so...so... exciting! 2007-02-06 - joe franklin raped me. 2007-02-05 - david cohen! with a beard? 2007-02-05 - i have a headache. 2007-02-04 - can't sleep 2007-02-01 - FIERCE 2007-02-01 - *burp* 2007-01-31 - pleasure spiked with pain 2007-01-30 - never again 2007-01-29 - how now, brown cow. 2007-01-28 - obsession..by calvin klein 2007-01-26 - hump de bump 2007-01-22 - oh and annnnnnnother thing 2007-01-22 - shoot me in the face! 2007-01-20 - pilot speed concert! 2007-01-18 - my hands are bananas 2007-01-16 - despai(red) 2007-01-14 - ba ba bawk bawk! 2007-01-13 - karma's a bitch, isn't it? 2007-01-10 - staying up for the sake of staying up..wtf am i doing 2007-01-09 - i wish i grew up in the 60s 2007-01-08 - he enjoys peanut butter and honey sandwiches tooooooooo! 2007-01-06 - i'm sooo bad. 2007-01-06 - ah such sweet sound, the fiddler on the fucking roof. 2007-01-02 - ...yeah! like 29 bites! 2006-12-31 - it's that time of year again 2006-12-30 - correction: i'm the epitome of sloth 2006-12-29 - take off ALL your clothes 2006-12-29 - it really does melt in your hand! 2006-12-29 - it really does melt in your hand! 2006-12-28 - nods 2006-12-23 - dry your eyes mate. 2006-12-22 - a.wo..pedophile? 2006-12-22 - freeedom!!!!! is boring. 2006-12-21 - after doing this i felt like such a poser 2006-12-21 - dark blue, dark bluuuuuuuuue 2006-12-20 - second..put your junk in that box. 2006-12-18 - no not a jack in a box... 2006-12-18 - the d stands for drew and deferred 2006-12-17 - i am thoroughly repulsed with myself. 2006-12-17 - i totally remember freakazoid! 2006-12-15 - WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T I BEEN NOTIFIED YET 2006-12-14 - the dundie awards! 2006-12-14 - i wasn't always like this. 2006-12-13 - pees with glee!! 2006-12-12 - i'm real dumb 2006-12-11 - the lord of the pick: return of the fro 2006-12-11 - i'm really gay of myself 2006-12-09 - broccoli and chocolate 2006-12-07 - oh and 2006-12-07 - false alarum 2006-12-06 - this is what napping for four hours does to you 2006-12-05 - boys are stupid, just ask cupid. 2006-12-04 - lionel ritchie: key to peace in the middle east 2006-12-03 - i fuckin hate church 2006-12-02 - anticipation 2006-11-29 - the tooth fairy has never come to see me 2006-11-28 - itchy 2006-11-27 - basically 2006-11-26 - in dread 2006-11-24 - awkward tday story 2006-11-23 - go go gadget gospel 2006-11-21 - (sp?)! 2006-11-21 - this gonna be a three entry day, i can feel it. 2006-11-21 - save the cheerleader, save the world! 2006-11-20 - most pointless debacle ever 2006-11-19 - the house always wins. 2006-11-19 - lazy sunday 2006-11-18 - hair...ALL OVER THE PLACE. 2006-11-17 - just...no 2006-11-16 - sticky fingers 2006-11-16 - two sassy black women are sitting in an office filled with tootise rolls.. 2006-11-15 - this is flamethrower. 2006-11-15 - packing on the holiday pounds 2006-11-14 - boooorrrred with it all. 2006-11-13 - white flour! 2006-11-13 - the music gods have done it again 2006-11-12 - yaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnn 2006-11-11 - i updated way too much today 2006-11-11 - i think i'm gonna cry. 2006-11-11 - party, party 2006-11-10 - HOLY FUCK 2006-11-10 - kareem makes the world go round 2006-11-09 - dems rock the hizous 2006-11-08 - still not done. 2006-11-08 - FUCK A RECOUNT 2006-11-06 - we're all okay. 2006-11-06 - my mom's so fucking dumb 2006-11-05 - rosencrantz and guildernstern are dead 2006-11-04 - one down, seven more to go 2006-11-03 - we're soaring, flyiiiiiing 2006-11-02 - cooled off a bit 2006-11-02 - don't even bother telling me i told you so 2006-11-01 - webb-ed feet. 2006-11-01 - soooo gaaay 2006-10-31 - what's this? 2006-10-30 - doink 2006-10-29 - you're bloody gorgeous! 2006-10-27 - i smell pee. 2006-10-26 - I'M SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON 2006-10-25 - more like belle and suckbastian 2006-10-24 - 92 2006-10-23 - i got sexy ladies 2006-10-22 - cat space for pussies 2006-10-21 - so i tried, everything but suicide, yes it crossed my mind, but i'm fine. 2006-10-19 - fie on you FIE! 2006-10-18 - worst headache ever part deux 2006-10-17 - mulitple orgasms, cum again and again 2006-10-16 - procrastinating pays off for once 2006-10-16 - wow worst headache ever 2006-10-15 - i like sam's town 2006-10-13 - FUCK A SAT clap, clap, clap, clap, clap 2006-10-11 - hey ohhhh 2006-10-11 - i just called to say i love you 2006-10-10 - i really dont like ap euro 2006-10-10 - i seriously can't wait till thanksgiving 2006-10-09 - i left nashville for a reason... 2006-10-09 - survey that i might have done before 2006-10-08 - hey mr. man man, you're not our master, sister stand strong, sister stand strong. 2006-10-07 - preston burke is hotttt. 2006-10-05 - you don't form in the wet sand 2006-10-04 - hurts like a bitch THAT I DID LAST NIGHT. 2006-10-03 - oh yes, there will be blood. 2006-10-02 - nikki would think IT was cute 2006-10-02 - your mom goes to college. 2006-10-01 - damn girl, damn girl.....daaamn 2006-09-30 - answer your phones 2006-09-29 - i wish it rained.. 2006-09-28 - aaaahhhhndreee. 2006-09-27 - cheating gets it faster 2006-09-27 - i put too much sugar in my KOOOOOL AIIIIIDE. 2006-09-26 - go back to bed 2006-09-26 - so sick right now, worst timing of course. 2006-09-25 - fuck math, i'm keeping the oct. 14 date 2006-09-25 - so i apparently i'm not getting my contacts tommrrow 2006-09-24 - tumm y ache 2006-09-23 - viva la bam!! and those eyes..those precious eyes. 2006-09-22 - i really wish i didn't have to ask so much 2006-09-20 - physics is phun! 2006-09-19 - fuck you very much 2006-09-18 - oh shit oh six 2006-09-17 - for varian and all those who hate life right now 2006-09-17 - how'd you like to be alone and drowning 2006-09-16 - an a list of a list 2006-09-15 - casey affleck pwns ben 2006-09-14 - bloc party is a yes chili peppers is a no : ( 2006-09-14 - just.....gorgeous. 2006-09-13 - BUSTED. 2006-09-12 - futuresex/lovesounds YES YES...YEEEEEEEEEES! 2006-09-10 - liiiike rice? 2006-09-09 - on your warcocks 2006-09-07 - bleary and weary 2006-09-06 - fuck you hamlet essay 2006-09-05 - there just some things you don't wanna know 2006-09-04 - crikey ! 2006-09-02 - i have apgov with court and apeuro with anne..seriously 2006-08-31 - make it work, make it work 2006-08-30 - to be or not to be that's the mothafuckin question ya dig? 2006-08-29 - i know it shouldn't bother me but it does 2006-08-28 - p.s. i hate my gums 2006-08-28 - hold me 2006-08-27 - aaahhchhooo i haven't sneezed in ages 2006-08-26 - time traveling is the shit 2006-08-16 - chikty china, the chinese chicken 2006-08-15 - speechless 2006-08-15 - i have completed four things on my list 2006-08-13 - goood ideeear 2006-08-10 - boom boom boom boom i want you in my room 2006-08-09 - awkward. 2006-08-07 - this fire is outta control 2006-08-05 - gerad butler is hot 2006-08-04 - stephie lee.. ! eleven forty-five! 2006-08-04 - when we grow up, will i be pretty? will you be big and strong? 2006-08-03 - i speeend waaay too much 2006-08-01 - get get get get get over it 2006-07-31 - move your cheeks like a hamster again...whoooa 2006-07-30 - look's like mizzou is off the list 2006-07-28 - happy valentine's..fuck that valentine's day 2006-07-26 - thanks for the invite guys 2006-07-26 - words cannot describe... 2006-07-23 - ohhhhhh shit 2006-07-21 - oooh aii de aii de aii de aii de aiii de aii de oooh 2006-07-18 - pleading. 2006-07-16 - yeah, i know. 2006-07-15 - DANCE! 2006-07-12 - what the fuck was that hat 2006-07-09 - yay for demas! + an ode to the world cup 2006-07-06 - why do you even need a cellphone? face it, it's not like you go out much anyway. 2006-07-05 - pins and needles 2006-07-05 - decisions, decisions. 2006-07-04 - anyone want to play with me? 2006-07-03 - grandpa, you're ooooold. 2006-07-01 - sooooo frustrating 2006-06-29 - ammmiiiiiiiiiiiinnnne!!!!! 2006-06-28 - get out, right now, LEAVE. 2006-06-26 - i have kid named carl..just carl. 2006-06-24 - this was a shitty first week 2006-06-22 - heebejeebes. 2006-06-21 - this is what spending your first days of summer at home does to ya 2006-06-20 - best simpsons guest star evah! 2006-06-20 - it's offcially summer..aight? AIIIGHT! 2006-06-19 - \"chrissy got balls on her chin and she doesn't care!\" 2006-06-18 - apathetic 2006-06-17 - GOOOOOOOOOOOAL! 2006-06-16 - \"COSTCO...C-O-T..damnit...COSTCO!\" 2006-06-15 - waaah waaah 2006-06-15 - jared fucking leto 2006-06-14 - we didn't start the fire, it was always burnin' since the world was turnin' 2006-06-13 - oh GOD! what have i done? 2006-06-13 - send in...the clowns. 2006-06-12 - on the other hand... 2006-06-12 - at what age do you tell a highway it's adopted? 2006-06-11 - i ate fast food 3x in a span of 16 hours 2006-06-08 - one last thing 2006-06-08 - school. school. school. 2006-06-07 - in such a pickle 2006-06-05 - The name is Fazila, not Akeelah. 2006-06-04 - procrastination nation. 2006-06-02 - I'M SO SORRY ANNE! 2006-06-01 - it's a prom emergency! 2006-05-31 - exasperated. 2006-05-31 - boo this, boo that, BOO EVERYTHING. 2006-05-30 - smells like teen spirit 2006-05-29 - goddamn you, bernice! 2006-05-25 - summuh tiiiiiiime, when the living's easy? 2006-05-24 - i hate it when there's... 2006-05-23 - mazeltov! 2006-05-23 - holy patatoes! a muppet exhibit! 2006-05-22 - all hail the thief 2006-05-21 - je deteste, je deteste... 2006-05-21 - are we friends? 2006-05-21 - andy samburg is soo hot 2006-08-17 - feeling empty. 2006-08-16 - i have a lump in my throat 2006-05-15 - black bandana, sweet louisana 2006-05-14 - tone deaf 2006-05-13 - gummi bear safari!!! 2006-08-11 - he makes wanna pee my pantaloons. 2006-05-11 - i'm the dumbest fuck there ever was 2006-05-10 - he is so jesus 2006-05-30 - i want my anthony.flea.frucisante.and chad. 2006-05-29 - jesus! anne, you weren't kidding. 2006-05-29 - courtney, get well soon. 2006-05-27 - im never writing another essay again 2006-05-24 - since when does colleen write lefty? 2004-08-26 - i don't like coming home 2006-04-29 - you, sir ARE A JERK. 2006-04-27 - a.d.d. f.o.z. 2006-04-25 - tom nielsen knows the words to we want the funk. 2006-04-24 - crusty is a disgusting word no matter how you use it 2006-04-24 - flu flu go away AND NEVER COME BACK 2006-04-22 - fucking pools man 2006-04-21 - itunes count 1007! 2006-04-21 - i cant wait to go grey 2006-04-19 - ever had starburst ice cream? 2006-04-17 - gay rant 2006-04-16 - poor eyeore (sp?) 2006-04-14 - permanent smile :) 2006-04-12 - goody gum drops! 2006-04-11 - anne? are you home? i miss you. and i don't know WHY. 2006-04-09 - i hate em.. I HATE EM (of course not all just this particular one) 2006-04-07 - boo you guys 2006-04-05 - and another thing, like seriously. 2006-04-05 - containment? 2006-04-04 - now, to pass that damn gatekeeper 2006-04-04 - two days, TWO DAYS NUKKA 2006-04-03 - i am so FUCKED 2006-04-01 - CALL ON MEEEEEEEEE call on meee 2006-03-31 - what i like to read at one o'clock in the morning 2006-03-28 - ps even more good news 2006-03-28 - all the monkeys arent in the zoo, everyday you meet quite a few. 2006-03-27 - you lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude. 2006-03-26 - we major? come on homie we major 2006-03-26 - quite satisfied. 2006-03-23 - sob sob sob 2006-03-22 - Creepy McCreepersons 2006-03-20 - tommrrow is not a good day for a birthday 2006-03-19 - darting eyes 2006-03-19 - i feel a cold coming about 2006-03-18 - gravity 2006-03-17 - i should tell you, i should tell you 2006-03-14 - 100 2006-03-13 - well that was a shitty dot fan 2006-03-13 - all i see are dots, dots dots dots 2006-03-12 - redickulous 2006-03-11 - duke duke duke duke a luke duke a luke 2006-03-07 - black history month.... IS OVER A. WO 2006-03-07 - homework fasting 2006-03-05 - crash won best picture !!! 2006-03-04 - awww 2006-03-01 - scientology is NOT a religon 2006-02-28 - sooo long black history month! 2006-02-26 - don't read this entry 2006-02-23 - knowledge is power! 2006-02-21 - magical powers 2006-02-16 - who the hell am i? 2006-02-15 - pepe le peu 2006-02-14 - best dream EVAH 2006-02-13 - shit's about go down 2006-02-12 - ahh i love this baaand 2006-02-10 - anne gets oranges while we get snow 2006-02-09 - haha i didnt tell them 2006-02-09 - c'est la vie 2006-02-08 - tired and not in the physical sense 2006-02-06 - chomp 2006-02-05 - choclate catholic 2006-02-03 - alls well that ends well = ) 2006-01-31 - b t w y a l l 2006-01-31 - wha wha WHAT! 2006-01-29 - im updating early so i can watch star wars later ; ) 2006-01-29 - Contains strong violence and the explicit death of an animal 2006-01-29 - cry bitch cry! 2006-01-25 - im so stupid really i am 2006-01-24 - best fucking cookie ever 2006-01-24 - shit yo everyone be talkin about school and shit 2006-01-23 - wiiimper 2006-01-18 - things arent getting any easier ( better) 2006-01-17 - goo goo goo googoogoogoo can you guess which tune this is?!?! 2006-01-15 - i cant feel my feet 2006-01-12 - thanks fucker 2006-01-11 - the man in the yellow hat 2006-01-10 - suck it! 2006-01-09 - salivating 2006-01-08 - BOOOOOOO 2006-01-07 - this made my night 2006-01-07 - oh capital! 2006-01-03 - my anaconda aint got none unless you got buns, hun 2006-01-02 - so here we are... 2006-01-01 - hello oh six 2005-12-31 - i dont believe in resolutions 2005-12-31 - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! 2005-12-28 - fortune cookies galore 2005-12-27 - desperatocity 2005-12-27 - barkley speaks the truth about jordan 2005-12-26 - boxing day for those eh canadians? 2005-12-26 - i meant to make a christmas entry..doooh 2005-12-24 - year in review 2005-12-23 - i hate christmas..thats right I SAID WOTCHA GONNA DO 2005-12-20 - jealously turning saints in to the sea 2005-12-19 - WAAAAAAAAAAAHRRRRWOOOOOO 2005-12-19 - chuuuck norris 2005-12-18 - i..i..i dont remember! 2005-12-18 - i like the redskins now 2005-12-16 - oh and another thing....heh 2005-12-16 - anne gotta video ipod..what a bitch 2005-12-15 - powa 2 da peepole 2005-12-14 - lavalavalavalava 2005-12-13 - hot damn! 2005-12-12 - little boys with little toys 2005-12-09 - cigarettes and choclate milk 2005-12-09 - i think i died in the accident cuz this must be heaven (where im at) 2005-12-07 - i need to stop writing two entries a day 2005-12-07 - jealously is my middle name 2005-12-06 - we've got to save ginny weasley from the baslik 2005-12-06 - lindsay fuckin lohan 2005-12-05 - count CHOCULA! 2005-12-04 - been spending most our lives living in a gangstas paradise 2005-12-04 - um..fuck. 2005-12-01 - nig are yo fo real!?! 2005-11-30 - YOU DON NO ME YO DON NO ME! I AINT NO FAWTHA MAN! NAW NAW I AINT NAW! ..maury povich show today 2005-11-29 - hello hello? i don't know why you say goodbye i say hello 2005-11-28 - = I 2005-11-28 - i think i have house depression 2005-11-28 - lots of sex lots of lube and lots drugs = gay man brothel 2005-11-27 - blimpie 2005-11-27 - mmm couch patato 2005-11-26 - hope to see freddy gee yousef gee love my gees 2005-11-24 - this thanksgiving rates a belt a button and zip down..gobble bitches gobble 2005-11-21 - word to your mother 2005-11-20 - stop its too late im getting frustrated 2005-11-19 - time goes by so slowly dooo do do do do do do do do do do 2005-11-18 - dark and difficult times lie ahead harry, soon we must all face the choice of what is right and what is easy 2005-11-16 - i dont know what im thinking about really living with you 2005-11-16 - nervy pervy 2005-11-15 - complete lie the last entry was 2005-11-15 - i rwak 2005-11-14 - matrices are USELESS 2005-11-14 - denim denim denim 2005-11-13 - what will they do with the banana stand? 2005-11-13 - hey anne remember who used to stink up your alegbra class? 2005-11-12 - what? foz got a diaryland? ohh but its a secret secret diary
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